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Today’s Yuckster
Workshop Funnies
Humour is
where ever you can find
it. We find ours in the
weirdest places, but
remember a good laugh
can take years off your
age, you could end up
quite simple like us.
Government in action
Changing
light bulbs?
- How many
pessimists does it
take to change a light
bulb?
None. Why bother: It's
just going to burn out
anyway.
- How many
librarians does it
take to change a light
bulb?
Don't know; but I
could look it up for
you.
- How many
University professors
does it take to change
a light bulb?
Just one. But once
they get tenure, they
don't change any more.
- How many
magicians does it take
to change a light
bulb?
Depends on what you
want to change it
into.
- How many
fisherman does it take
to change a light
bulb?
One. And you should
have SEEN the light
bulb! It must have
been
T - H - I - S
BIIIIIGGGGGG!!!!
- How many
evolutionists does it
take to change a light
bulb?
Only one, but it takes
eight million years.
- How many real
men does it take to
change a light bulb.
None. Real men aren't
afraid of the dark.
- How many
psychiatrists does it
take to change a light
bulb?
One....but it really
has to WANT to change.
- How many
Californians does it
take to change a light
bulb?
Four. One to change
the bulb, and three to
share in the
experience.
- How many body
builders does it take
to change a light
bulb?
Nine. One to screw in
the bulb, while the
other 8 hold up the
mirrors.
- How many
software engineers
does it take to change
a light bulb?
None. It's a hardware
problem.
- How many
Presidents does it
take to change a light
bulb?
One. He just holds the
bulb and the world
turns around him.
- How many
Microsoft engineers
does it take to change
a light bulb?
None. Microsoft will
announce that darkness
is now the new
standard.
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